Yeah, we know what it's like, the search engine results lead you to believe you've found the perfect site for your needs, but with depressing predictability once you've got to the site (via the ten minutes of flash on the front end) it turns out to be nothing like what you were expecting. So for all those people who thought this was a site devoted to Peruvian football, marine biology, Pokemon or whatever, we thought we'd provide this service. Just click on any of the statements below that apply to you.....

Er, I can't see any naked women on your site. Quick, I've only got a few minutes before my mum/my wife/the librarian catches me and I haven't seen so much as a pair of mahabarrats yet..

I was actually looking for a 'wall saw' - I've got a wall at home that needs sawing

I'm sure your site is all very amusing, but I wanted some accurate information about Walsall, not a load of ropey jokes

So this site isn't anything to do with the capital of Poland then? I've never even heard of Walsall...

I was kind of hoping for first rate satire, but I only seem to be able to find third and fourth rate stuff on your site